IM LAUGJING SO HARD the picture looks so sleek and professional with the lighting but ITS A SPOOKY DOG
i meme’d a meme of days gone by
the song that plays any time i enter the room
mCAT: So this happened.
Woohoo, trivialization of autism and general ableist fuckery! Dear god, if “on the spectrum” becomes the new “special” I’m going to blow a fucking fuse. (also, “I’m autistic and I’m not offended!” people, go here. Also here.)
And this should be the definitive proof of Hussie doing something that he knows will upset and hurt people and not giving a single flying fuck about it.
some real talk tho: tip your servers, like i had two different tables think it was cute to leave me a penny as a tip (TWO DIFFERENT TABLES). if there’s an issue with your food, please talk to me, i can work something out for you, but i only make 4.90 an hour and after taxes it’s closer to 3.80 an hour, so is the fact that your drink took longer to get to you than you’d hoped on a (clearly) very busy day a reason for me to make not even close to minimum wage? please tip your servers, i’m not trying to get rich off you, i’m just trying to survive.
- Deep conversations and wow i wonder what you look like under that scary mask AU
- Everyone thinks we came to this party as a couple because our costumes match what’s your name AU
- Babe i know it’s halloween but we have to take my little brother/sister trick or treating before we can go out AU
- Working together in a haunted house AU
- You’re dressed as a sexy cop and oh god please arrest me AU
- FUCK! YOU SCARED ME i’m so gonna get you back for that AU
- Carving pumpkins AU
- Working at a halloween store together wow try on his costume for me?? AU
- Dare you to walk through this haunted cemetery with me AU
- Ouija board thinks we should fuck AU
- Aren’t you a little old to be trick or treating?? AU
- This haunted house is terrifying please hold me AU
checks my schedule 57834587345 times just in case i am remembering it wrong from the last 834789747839 times i checked it.